Christmas Inferno

by Tyrone Warner

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2016... this is your Christmas song. Sometimes you gotta just write a song where you're at. See you next time.

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christmas trees dry out
their needles fall to the floor
decorated in colourful plastic
toxic and combustible.

so thanks to the old
frayed cord plugged into the wall
there's a spark and a flame
and the whole thing just explodes.

it's a christmas inferno!
we're all burning alive!
reindeer were on the roof
but now they all died!

it's a christmas inferno!
we're swallowed up in fire!
it's a holiday tragedy
and everyone starts to cry.

this year has been hard
so let's just pack it in
and wait here in the dark
for next year to begin.

until russia threatens our
arctic sovereignty
and wages nuclear war
then this year there will be

christmas inferno!
we're all burning alive!
there were animals and flowers
now they all died!

it's a christmas inferno!
earth is only ash and fire!
it's a holiday tragedy!
the human race has expired!

this year has been hard
so let's just pack it in
and wait here in the dark
for next year to begin.

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released December 21, 2016
Words, music and bummer by Tyrone Warner.

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Tyrone Warner Toronto, Ontario

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.

- Søren Kierkegaard

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